I Could Make a Living on Peenie Quotes

These quotes might possibly be the funniest things I've heard yet from Peenie. And they all happened within the last 15 minutes. Could possibly be all of the new meds she's on, but still...I could resign from blogging after these:


Mom: Mother, I don't even remember how many boyfriends I had.

Peenie: How many rocks are on the seashore?

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Mom: Remember when JD asked me if I'd have his punkards?

Peenie: He was a big guy. Probably had a big punker.
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Peenie: Sue, I wish you'd just leave Ed. Come down here and live with me.


I'll leave you with this:

...and, I quit (for now). Partly cause I'm still doubled-over and can barely type. Wouldn't Flannery O'Connor have a hay-day?